Dental Care Fanatics Prints

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

Savoy Dental Salon

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Dentists on Holiday

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."