Dental Care Fanatics T-Shirts

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Toothless Meal

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

Savoy Dental Salon

"Please point out the problem tooth."

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

Dentists on Holiday

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

Dentists who do appendectomies.

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."