Dental Care Aficionados T-Shirts

'The developers of these whitening strips can't explain it, but their only side effects are that they cause your hard drive to crash.'

17th Annual East-West Dental Convention

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Toothless Meal

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Air Dentistry

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Savoy Dental Salon

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

'Does your company have a dental plan?'