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Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

Dentist drilling through to the back of the chair.

'Open wide.' Golf stroke into mouth.

'It's perfectly natural to feel a little tense on our wedding night.'

'You do dentistry?'

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'No, no, Mrs. Fenton! I said you were using improper prophylaxis...not prophylactics!'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"Please replace my back teeth? And you can keep the gold fillings as a tip."

Hockey Dentist

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Floss Street Vendor

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Air Dentistry

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

Savoy Dental Salon