Dental Care Aficionado Mugs

Dentist drilling through to the back of the chair.

'Open wide.' Golf stroke into mouth.

'It's perfectly natural to feel a little tense on our wedding night.'

'You do dentistry?'

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'No, no, Mrs. Fenton! I said you were using improper prophylaxis...not prophylactics!'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"Please replace my back teeth? And you can keep the gold fillings as a tip."

Hockey Dentist

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

Floss Street Vendor

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Air Dentistry

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

Savoy Dental Salon

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."