Dental Aficionado Mugs

At the same time, they realized he hadn't put his teeth in, and suddenly the playing field shifted.

"Are you sure you don't want to go private?"

His Teeth Say 'California' And His Teeth Say 'New Jersey'

"What do you need bridge financing for?"

Savoy Dental Salon

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

Dental clinic beside body shop.

Flying dentist

"Mummy, Daddy, Fred! I've been accepted into dentistry school!"

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Toothless Meal

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Air Dentistry

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'