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At the same time, they realized he hadn't put his teeth in, and suddenly the playing field shifted.

"Are you sure you don't want to go private?"

His Teeth Say 'California' And His Teeth Say 'New Jersey'

"What do you need bridge financing for?"

Savoy Dental Salon

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

Dental clinic beside body shop.

Flying dentist

Jaws XX: Gums.

"Mummy, Daddy, Fred! I've been accepted into dentistry school!"

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Toothless Meal

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Air Dentistry

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)