Dentistry Aficionado Mugs

Air Dentistry

'I apologize in advance for my body odor today.'

Old Age Elephant

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Toothless Meal

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Floss Street Vendor

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

Savoy Dental Salon

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'