Dental Care Devotees Prints

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'Which is it, Barned? Do you want a salary or do you want insurance for your Daughter's orthodontia?'

"Come on, Doc, I brush and gargle, but flossing is out of the question!"

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

Dentists on Holiday

"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'