Dental Devotees T-Shirts

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'Yes, they're my own teeth. I paid the dentist for them myself.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Dentists on Holiday

"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

Dentists who do appendectomies.