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A gentleman visiting a dentist.

Mikado

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Henrik Ibsen,

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

Dr. Morton believed he had found a less upsetting way to give his patients Novocain shots.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

'So that's where grandma's dentures got to.'

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

"It's a tough little blighter,isn't it!"

'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

'Yes, they're my own teeth. I paid the dentist for them myself.'

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

STRIP Hambone: Flossing the keyboard

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."