Dental Drama Devotee T-Shirts

"It's a tough little blighter,isn't it!"

Modern Major General

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Shakespeare Street

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

Starvation Watching

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Moliere

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Henrik Ibsen

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Bertolt Brecht

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

Gore Vidal

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

Vernon has a Floss with Death

Captain

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

Fan club

"A Doctor? Here's a doctor ! And he's a damn'd fine one at that!!!"

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

Man in office says to colleagues: "Yes, I am back from my trip to the States ? No, I did not watch Lost while I was there."

A gentleman visiting a dentist.