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'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

'And here's the toolkit.'

I see braces in his future.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

Dr. Morton believed he had found a less upsetting way to give his patients Novocain shots.

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'

Emergency room: 'He has a dislocated jaw, because his dentist kept telling him to, 'open wider'!'

'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

"Lunch break."

"You want a local anesthetic? Okay, our receptionist will tell you endless stories about her grandchildren."

'My, what large dentures you have, Grandma.'

"It's a tough little blighter,isn't it!"

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

'The Novocain seems to have kicked in,'

'Oh dear.'

Walrus brushing its teeth.

'Thank God for periodontal disease. '

'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'

'Come on boy... give daddy his dentures back!'

'Instead of me continually replacing your caps, Tom... why not just get new shocks on your car?'

"I used to be taller. I tend to grind when I sleep."