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'I don't know why the son of a woman whose cooking melts in your mouth needs strong teeth.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

The New Age Dentist.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

I see braces in his future.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Dentist Suction

"It's teeth whitening."

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

Dr. Morton believed he had found a less upsetting way to give his patients Novocain shots.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.