Dental Comedy Enthusiasts Pillows

'I don't know why the son of a woman whose cooking melts in your mouth needs strong teeth.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

The New Age Dentist.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"It's teeth whitening."

Dentist Suction

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'