Dental Humor Fans Pillows

'Whoooeee. He has serious pyorrhea alveolaris.'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'Open wider.'

'Heh, heh - So how does it feel to be the victim for a change?'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

I see braces in his future.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Dentist Suction

"It's teeth whitening."

Dr. Morton believed he had found a less upsetting way to give his patients Novocain shots.

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"Needs ketchup."

Licensed to drill.

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"