Dental Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

A tough one, I'm afraid!

'I didn't have any cavities, but the dentist said I need braces.'

"Not now, I've a shocking toothache."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Aperitif?"

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

I see braces in his future.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

The New Age Dentist.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"You've been grinding your fangs."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

Dentist Suction

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

"It's teeth whitening."

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'