Dental Humor Aficionado Pillows

'Oh dear.'

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

I can recommend a toothpaste to get rid of stains, but I don't know about blood stains.

Dentist: Open wide at 2pm.

'You don't trust me?'

Emergency room: 'He has a dislocated jaw, because his dentist kept telling him to, 'open wider'!'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

The New Age Dentist.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"You've been grinding your fangs."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"It's teeth whitening."

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

Dentist Suction

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.