Dental Comedy Enthusiast Pillows

'£50 for pulling one tooth in about five seconds.' - 'I'll ask him to pull the next one more slowly.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Aperitif?"

The New Age Dentist.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

I see braces in his future.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"You've been grinding your fangs."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

Dentist Suction

Dr. Morton believed he had found a less upsetting way to give his patients Novocain shots.

"It's teeth whitening."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."