Dental Humor Aficionado Gifts

'Oh dear.'

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

I see braces in his future.

"This looks serious. You've got Bluetooth."

I can recommend a toothpaste to get rid of stains, but I don't know about blood stains.

Dentist: Open wide at 2pm.

'You don't trust me?'

Whenever he had patients who needed extractions, Dr. Durmley challenged them to yank out each other's tooth.

Emergency room: 'He has a dislocated jaw, because his dentist kept telling him to, 'open wider'!'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Aperitif?"

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

The New Age Dentist.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"It's teeth whitening."