Dental Humor Enthusiast Gifts

After installing a set of braces, Dr, Ortford went through a thorough quality-control procedure,

'Did I touch a nerve?'

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Joan, can you check the suction settings...?'

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'If I strike a nerve, just blink your left eye, there's a good chap.'

"Will it be a big filling?"

'...I'm being replaced at work.'

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

Melvin couldn't afford a crown for his tooth so he got what he could with twenty bucks.

"Everything Okay?" "No, your teeth are putting on weight!"

'You were afraid for the drill?'

"That's easy for you to say. You're not the one who's getting a root canal!"

Spin dentistry; 'Don't worry...these new teeth can be trained to speak in any language!'

"It's teeth whitening."

"Just ignore me. I think I dropped one of my tools."

"Well, maybe not that wide"

"I used some of that striped toothpaste you suggested. Now I've got striped teeth."

'Did you bite your tongue again, dear?'

'I'm a 'cartoon dentist'. I could help you.'

'There's someone downstairs.'

Desert Island Toothpicks

"Be right back... my activity tracker says it's time for me to take a short walk."

Dentist X-Ray Machine Issues

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'False Teeth in-tray.' 'Extractions Out-tray.'

"I'll just use this to remove some excess drool."

"I don't need to have my teeth cleaned. My mom just washed out my mouth with soap!"

"Open wide and say Aaaaargh."

"Be careful what you say, Senator. Putting your foot in your mouth greatly increases the risk of athlete's gum."

Coffee selection: 100% Columbian, Hazelnut, and Whitening Formula.