Dental Humor Buffs Gifts

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

Early dentists - This could hurt a touch.

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

The New Age Dentist.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

I see braces in his future.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Dentist Suction

"It's teeth whitening."

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.