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Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

Early dentists - This could hurt a touch.

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Aperitif?"

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

The New Age Dentist.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Dentist Speak - Monologues

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"It's teeth whitening."

Dentist Suction

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"Needs ketchup."