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'Holy mackerel! No wonder you were screaming so loudly!'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Aperitif?"

The New Age Dentist.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"It's teeth whitening."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

Dentist Suction

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."