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'The Novocain seems to have kicked in,'

'Holy mackerel! No wonder you were screaming so loudly!'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Aperitif?"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

The New Age Dentist.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

I see braces in his future.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

Dentist Suction

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

"It's teeth whitening."

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'