Lovers Of Dental Humor Gifts

"I said mouth open wide. . . not eyes open wide."

"Tell me if this hurts."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

I see braces in his future.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"It's teeth whitening."

Dentist Suction

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

"Needs ketchup."

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

Licensed to drill.

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

'You really should Floss.'

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."