Dental Humor Lover Gifts

Licensed to drill.

Ear, Nose and Throat Specialist.

'How do you want to remove the tooth?'

"It's pretty loose - do you mind if I practice a putt?"

Crocodile reading 'The Right Way to Floss."

'You really should Floss.'

A bridge too far.

"Crowns on everything!"

Night of the Living Dentists

"I dropped my little mirror thingey."

'That's the second gold tooth he's swallowed.'

The bad news is that your teeth are shot. The good news is that you have the uvula of a man half your age.'

'This is the most effective dental hygiene method in use today. Just try not to swallow because Carol tends to be heavy handed with the bleach.'

Dentist Suction

Large Snow Ploughs Prove Inaffective In Fine Dental Work.

'Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?' 'I don't know. The dentist kept it.'

'I'm ninety-seven years old and I still have all my own teeth.'

"I'm really excited about this new product!"

'Damn! Got to change denture adhesives.'

Hippo and dentist

"I have the after-dinner mints: we're all set to go hunting..."

'I'm a useless Dentist goodbye.'

"Do you like your new false teeth?"

'Yeah, they look great, but you can't imagine how hard it is to eat with them.'

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

'That's what they said at the candy store.'

"Grandma, I know how you feel. The dentist says I'll lose all my teeth, too."

'Just a handful or you'll spoil your dinner.'

'Busy day?'

'Rinse please.'

Dracula's false teeth

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'Do you extract teeth?'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

The Cheshire Fish.