Dental Drama King T-Shirts

"I have an awful toothache. But I sort of forgot to re-sig up for Obamacare. SO now I have to wait till next year to get treated."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Jack Gleeson

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"The season finale of the world is near."

"I this series he plays a real dramatic roll."

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Dr. Morton believed he had found a less upsetting way to give his patients Novocain shots.

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"He claims it's the end of all humanity. It's amazing how kids overreact when their phone battery dies."

Audition. Script. He plays every role with that scowl --- His motto is "Anything you can do, I can do bitter."

"A toothbrush with a DVD player?" "Yeah, now she brushes for half an hour."

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"Will you please cut the 'Alas, poor Yorick' bit and open that chest?"

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

Roy felt it was important to act out any side effects that a prescription might cause.

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."