Dental Drama King Prints

"I have an awful toothache. But I sort of forgot to re-sig up for Obamacare. SO now I have to wait till next year to get treated."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"I this series he plays a real dramatic roll."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"The season finale of the world is near."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"He claims it's the end of all humanity. It's amazing how kids overreact when their phone battery dies."

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

"Will you please cut the 'Alas, poor Yorick' bit and open that chest?"

"A toothbrush with a DVD player?" "Yeah, now she brushes for half an hour."

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'