Dental Care Drama Lover Prints

"Things that scare Jimmy #6 Grandpa eats a banana"

Jester Surgeon

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

'Is it urgent?'

Annexe 8

Love Tap

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Dentist Suction

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

'Ready, steady, Operate'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'You really should Floss.'

Brush your teeth!

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

Dracula's false teeth

Crocodile Flossing

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'Do you extract teeth?'

"Next on... Auto Mechanic M.D. Your knees are shot, so I'm going to try injecting some grease. If that doesn't work, I'll make you new knees from some shock absorbers."

"You want a local anesthetic? Okay, our receptionist will tell you endless stories about her grandchildren."