Dental Care Drama Lover Pillows

"Things that scare Jimmy #6 Grandpa eats a banana"

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Jester Surgeon

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

'Is it urgent?'

Annexe 8

Love Tap

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Dr. Morton believed he had found a less upsetting way to give his patients Novocain shots.

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

Dentist Suction

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

'Ready, steady, Operate'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

Licensed to drill.

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'You really should Floss.'

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

Brush your teeth!

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'

'My, what large dentures you have, Grandma.'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

Crocodile Flossing

"It's appendicitis, madam. No need, at this point, to pull the plug."

'Do you extract teeth?'