Dental Drama Aficionado Pillows

'I hope he/she isn't looking inside my nostrils.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

"It's teeth whitening."

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

"Needs ketchup."

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

"It's a tough little blighter,isn't it!"

"Be careful what you say, Senator. Putting your foot in your mouth greatly increases the risk of athlete's gum."

"Be right back... my activity tracker says it's time for me to take a short walk."