Dental Drama Fan Pillows

Dentist.

Man trying to remove a wobbly tooth.

'My dentist warned me about periodontal disease.'

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'

"It's a tough little blighter,isn't it!"

'My, what large dentures you have, Grandma.'

"You want a local anesthetic? Okay, our receptionist will tell you endless stories about her grandchildren."

'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

Walrus brushing its teeth.

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'

'Instead of me continually replacing your caps, Tom... why not just get new shocks on your car?'

'Thank God for periodontal disease. '

'Come on boy... give daddy his dentures back!'

Wot's the row up the Court, Bill? Bob Smith was kissing my wife, and 'is old woman caught him.

"His last words were, 'before I die, I must confess I've been unfaithful'. Then I shot him."

'Your mouth looks like a little bitty putting green.'

"Things that scare Jimmy #6 Grandpa eats a banana"

'Open wider.'