Dental Drama Fan Gifts

Dentist.

Man trying to remove a wobbly tooth.

'My dentist warned me about periodontal disease.'

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

Dr. Morton believed he had found a less upsetting way to give his patients Novocain shots.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

"You want a local anesthetic? Okay, our receptionist will tell you endless stories about her grandchildren."

'My, what large dentures you have, Grandma.'

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

"It's a tough little blighter,isn't it!"

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

"Lunch break."

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

Walrus brushing its teeth.

'Come on boy... give daddy his dentures back!'

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'

'Thank God for periodontal disease. '

'Instead of me continually replacing your caps, Tom... why not just get new shocks on your car?'

"Things that scare Jimmy #6 Grandpa eats a banana"

'Your mouth looks like a little bitty putting green.'