Dental Drama Lover Gifts

'This is going to hurt, I can't pay my bill.'

'May as well pull another tooth, I've got nothing better to do at home!'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

Tooth Fairy at the Dentist

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

Dentist Suction

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'You really should Floss.'

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

"It's a tough little blighter,isn't it!"

'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

'My, what large dentures you have, Grandma.'

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

Dracula's false teeth

'Do you extract teeth?'

Crocodile Flossing

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

"You want a local anesthetic? Okay, our receptionist will tell you endless stories about her grandchildren."

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

Walrus brushing its teeth.

'That's the second gold tooth he's swallowed.'