Dental Drama Lover Gifts

'This is going to hurt, I can't pay my bill.'

'May as well pull another tooth, I've got nothing better to do at home!'

'Why don't I go and brush my teeth.'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

Tooth Fairy at the Dentist

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"You've been grinding your fangs."

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Dentist Suction

Dr. Morton believed he had found a less upsetting way to give his patients Novocain shots.

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Licensed to drill.

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'You really should Floss.'

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

"Lunch break."

'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

'Do you extract teeth?'

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

Crocodile Flossing

"You want a local anesthetic? Okay, our receptionist will tell you endless stories about her grandchildren."

Dracula's false teeth

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

'My, what large dentures you have, Grandma.'