Dental Drama Enthusiast Gifts

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

Nurse, check if Mr Burgess paid for his last filling, or will I have to extract it from him.

Man with bandaged jaw.

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

'Thank God for periodontal disease. '

'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'

"The dentist will see you in just a minute."

Felling a tree to pull a tooth.

"You can't handle the tooth!"

'Ouch.' 'I'm practising to see the dentist.'

'It's like trying to get the denture fixative back in the tube!'

Dentist's office - man has skull with missing teeth

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

"It's teeth whitening."

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

"Needs ketchup."

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'