Dental Drama Enthusiast Gifts

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

Nurse, check if Mr Burgess paid for his last filling, or will I have to extract it from him.

Man with bandaged jaw.

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

'Thank God for periodontal disease. '

'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'

"The dentist will see you in just a minute."

Felling a tree to pull a tooth.

"You can't handle the tooth!"

'Ouch.' 'I'm practising to see the dentist.'

'It's like trying to get the denture fixative back in the tube!'

Dentist's office - man has skull with missing teeth

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

I see braces in his future.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Dr. Morton believed he had found a less upsetting way to give his patients Novocain shots.

"It's teeth whitening."

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

"Needs ketchup."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"