Dental Drama Devotees Gifts

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

Mikado

Henrik Ibsen,

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

'So that's where grandma's dentures got to.'

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

'Yes, they're my own teeth. I paid the dentist for them myself.'

STRIP Hambone: Flossing the keyboard

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

"It's a tough little blighter,isn't it!"

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

'Man! With its ever-rising value, you have enough gold in your mouth to ensure a great retirement...of course without teeth!