Dental Drama Enthusiasts Gifts

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

'And here's the toolkit.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'

"You want a local anesthetic? Okay, our receptionist will tell you endless stories about her grandchildren."

'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

'My, what large dentures you have, Grandma.'

Emergency room: 'He has a dislocated jaw, because his dentist kept telling him to, 'open wider'!'

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

"It's a tough little blighter,isn't it!"

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

'Oh dear.'

Walrus brushing its teeth.

'Come on boy... give daddy his dentures back!'

'Instead of me continually replacing your caps, Tom... why not just get new shocks on your car?'

'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'

'Thank God for periodontal disease. '

"I used to be taller. I tend to grind when I sleep."

'I didn't have any cavities, but the dentist said I need braces.'