Dental Comedy Fans Gifts

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"You've been grinding your fangs."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Dentist Suction

"It's teeth whitening."

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"Needs ketchup."

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

'You really should Floss.'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"