Dental Comedy Fans Gifts

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

I see braces in his future.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"You've been grinding your fangs."

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Dentist Suction

Dr. Morton believed he had found a less upsetting way to give his patients Novocain shots.

"It's teeth whitening."

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"Needs ketchup."

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

Licensed to drill.

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"