Dental Comedy Lover Gifts

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

Shotput is used to extract tooth.

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

"It's teeth whitening."

Dentist Suction

"Needs ketchup."

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

'You really should Floss.'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'