Dental Comedy Fan Prints

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"You've been grinding your fangs."

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

"It's teeth whitening."

Dentist Suction

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"Needs ketchup."

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

'You really should Floss.'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'