Dental Humor Fan Prints

Duck visits the dentist,

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

'Nothing dentured, nothing gained.'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

Walrus brushing its teeth.

Getting there is half the fun. Unless it's a trip to the dentist. Then it's all the fun.

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'

'Instead of me continually replacing your caps, Tom... why not just get new shocks on your car?'

I try to brush and floss between meals and snacks. Just wondering, is floss considered a snack?

'Come on boy... give daddy his dentures back!'

'And do you promise to tell the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth so help you God?'

You don't have to pay me yet! I know, I'm counting my money before you give me gas!

Art and Dental Exhibits

"You want a local anesthetic? Okay, our receptionist will tell you endless stories about her grandchildren."

'My, what large dentures you have, Grandma.'

A smile too far...

'Not you again.' He's bitten the dentist.

Da Toot' Fairy

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

Dentist Suction

"It's teeth whitening."

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

Open Wide The Dentist's View.