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'Watch him, Dewey! He's taking a big lead!!'

Modern Major General

Mikado

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Henrik Ibsen,

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Shakespeare Street

Three Ladies

"I don't like the look of this."

Starvation Watching

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

Henrik Ibsen

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Moliere

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Bertolt Brecht

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

Gore Vidal

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Carmen

"They're texting it in."

Noir kitty.

"A Doctor? Here's a doctor ! And he's a damn'd fine one at that!!!"

Julianne Moore,

Man in office says to colleagues: "Yes, I am back from my trip to the States ? No, I did not watch Lost while I was there."

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."