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"I take it this is a very special occasion."

'How do you like the ring?' - 'So that's what they do with the bits they cut off real diamonds.'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

"For such a big-ticket item, you'd think they could make the tickets bigger."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

You're the olive in my martini

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

US dollar rising and falling.

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Dollar

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Goodbye cruel world."

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Raining dollars in America.

Give Thanks.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."

'So that's where grandma's dentures got to.'

'Shakin' bacon.'