Diamond Devotee Gifts

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"I take it this is a very special occasion."

'How do you like the ring?' - 'So that's what they do with the bits they cut off real diamonds.'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

"For such a big-ticket item, you'd think they could make the tickets bigger."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

You're the olive in my martini

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

US dollar rising and falling.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Dollar

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"Goodbye cruel world."

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions. (Published previously on Nov. 15, 2004.)

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

Raining dollars in America.

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Give Thanks.