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'I'm looking for something with a lot of carrots.'

"She scares the s**t out of me, so it's gotta be really expensive."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Senta jumps into the sea

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

The Dandy

Koko pleads with the Mikado

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50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"Love your ambiance!"

Tristan and Isolde

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'But what do you sell?'

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

First you eat my husband, then you take on his bad habits!

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

USA-China, trade war.

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Dancing in Love

George teaching the dragon,

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

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