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'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

If nobody had invented graphics

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'How about a game of cards?'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Once again, I fold.'

One-man band rehearsal.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Expensive greeting cards.

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

Yoghurt man

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

'Of course it's sold so well, every time I hide my wife's copy she buys another.'

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

"Five minutes, General."

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Putting it Mildly...

"This fundamentally changes everything we know about elephants!"

'He was wearing his heart on his sleeve.'

Greetings!

What really happens inside an automatic shuffler.

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.