Card Dealer Admirer Gifts

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

If nobody had invented graphics

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'How about a game of cards?'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Once again, I fold.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Expensive greeting cards.

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

Yoghurt man

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"Five minutes, General."

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

Putting it Mildly...

"This fundamentally changes everything we know about elephants!"

Greetings!

What really happens inside an automatic shuffler.

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'