Auctioneer Admirer Gifts

Holy Grail chalice on display. Knight says: 'I got it on eBay.'

Skipping Horse

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Invisible clothes

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Teddy Roosevelt

"It's called 'Sold'."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

"I got it from eBay."

Titanic iceberg auction

Antiques

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

The Battle of the Pictures.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

Dog Realtor