Card Dealer Gifts

Hit me.

Laundry Poker.

"This fundamentally changes everything we know about elephants!"

Playing card king in a litter

'Once again, I fold.'

'Careful. The house always wins.'

What really happens inside an automatic shuffler.

I think I'm getting a bum deal !

'What was it about this guy I was warned not to stare at? His hands - it must ave been his hands.'

'I hear Joey started out dealing 3 - card Monte on 42nd Street.'

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

"She's definitely had work done."

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

'I'm not going to play with you guys anymore. You fold on every hand.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Ace's Dealers school: 'Your lottery $ for education at work!'

'Hello Dear this is Maurice...'

'Tell this joker he better not be holding a queen, or Ill wipe that smile right off his face.'

"Don't bother worrying about that guy, Vince. You know the old saying: 'Cheetahs never win.'"

'...and I especially proud that I was able to accomplish this without the use of steroids.'

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

A sporting sort - clubs , hearts, diamonds and spades for medals

The card room at Bath

"Well, Al, three-card monte has been good to us."

"I can't even deal."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

'How about a game of cards?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'I don't like to take chances.'