Card Shopper Gifts

'My sister asked me to thank you-she's now fully recovered.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'She's so put together!'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Thank you bubbles

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Everything's gone up."

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Red Card - Gold Card.

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

Fashion Mistake.

'Just look'in'

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Business people buying greeting cards.